God: Noah!
Noah: Who is that?
God: It’s the Lord, Noah
Noah: Right!
Noah: Where are ja?
Noah: What you want? I’ve been good.
God: I want you to build an Ark.
Noah: Right!
Noah: What’s an Ark?
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